Someone sent me this joke and I think it's FUNNY!!! Jeff doesn't like it for some weird reason.
South Dakota Women
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Minnesota and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from North Dakota. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from South Dakota. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye...enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
"...there is nothing more destructive of the human psyche than to be forced to doubt the veracity of what one's own elementary observations demonstrate, simply because they conflict with a prevailing and unassailable orthodoxy." Dr. Theodore Dalrymple
11.26.2007
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My mom laughed out loud...my dad didn't seem to find it so humorous.
Must be a guy thing. I thought it was very funny too.
Julie - my hubby doesn't like it and my dad probably wouldn't either. Guess they should have stayed away from SD girls then.
I laughed and Ked will too--or else...
Just kidding about the "or else," but he really will laugh.
Nice!
"State" jokes are the last refuge of scoundrels who would otherwise tell racist, ethnic or, god forbid, dumb-women or mother-in-law jokes.
So . . . there was this owner of sheep in Montana who needed a shepherd to stay with his bleating, dumb, smelly sheep for the summer in the high mountains. First he hired a Montanan who stayed a month and came back down from the mountain. He just couldn't handle it! Next, he hired a North Dakotan who stayed two weeks and he came back down. Next he hired a South Dakotan and in a week the sheep came back down.
OMG - that's WAY worse than my joke!!!
Ked laughed. Must not be a guy thing.
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